{"product_id":"lying-through-your-teeth-isnt-flossing-65632","title":"Lying Through Your Teeth Isn't Flossing Cosmetic Bag","description":"\u003cp\u003e🦷 Lying Through Your Teeth Isn't Flossing!\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eEvery dental professional has heard it before...\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\"Yes, I floss every day!\" 😏\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThis hilarious cosmetic pouch is perfect for dental hygienists, dental assistants, dentists, and dental students who know the truth when they hear it. Featuring the cheeky phrase \"Lying Through Your Teeth Isn't Flossing,\" this bag is guaranteed to get laughs in the office, hygiene room, or at dental conventions.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eWhether you're storing makeup, toiletries, floss, office supplies, or travel essentials, this fun and functional pouch adds personality to your daily routine.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eFeatures\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e✨ Durable canvas pouch\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e✨ Secure zipper closure\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e✨ Lightweight and portable\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e✨ Perfect for everyday use\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e✨ Exclusive dental-inspired design\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e✨ Makes a great conversation starter\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003ePerfect Gift For\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e🎁 Dental Hygienists\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e🎁 Dental Assistants\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e🎁 Dentists\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e🎁 Dental Students\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e🎁 Hygiene School Graduates\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e🎁 Dental Office Team Members\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e🎁 Coworker Appreciation Gifts\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e🎁 Christmas \u0026amp; Birthday Gifts\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eGreat For Storing\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e✔ Makeup \u0026amp; Cosmetics\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e✔ Toiletries\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e✔ Floss \u0026amp; Dental Essentials\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e✔ Pens \u0026amp; Office Supplies\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e✔ Travel Accessories\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e✔ Everyday Must-Haves\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eWhy You'll Love It\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eIf you've ever heard a patient claim they floss daily while their gums tell a different story, this bag was made for you! It's the perfect mix of dental humor and practical organization that every oral health professional can appreciate.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThank you for supporting Mrs Flossy and helping spread smiles—one laugh at a time!\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\"Lying Through Your Teeth Isn't Flossing\" is the perfect funny gift for dental hygienists, assistants, dentists, and students. A practical cosmetic pouch with a humorous reminder every dental professional will appreciate! 😆🦷\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eMarketing Phrase for Listing Images\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eFront Image:\u003cbr\u003e\n\"Lying Through Your Teeth Isn't Flossing\"\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eSecondary Image Text:\u003cbr\u003e\n\"Because your gums already told us the truth.\" 🦷😂\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThat second line tends to resonate strongly with hygienists and could make the design even more shareable and giftable.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003ePlease note all designs by Teeth Obsessed are copyrighted and require authorization for use. This means any duplication of artwork is considered an infringement of property.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Teeth Obsessed","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":45179032404150,"sku":"Lying","price":12.25,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0566\/6658\/7318\/files\/il_fullxfull.8150037031_8rxk.jpg?v=1780976678","url":"https:\/\/teethobsessed.com\/products\/lying-through-your-teeth-isnt-flossing-65632","provider":"Teeth Obsessed","version":"1.0","type":"link"}